This is what my sister gave me for my birthday:

"Happy birthday!!! unfortunately, i couldn't afford a real card, so i am sending you this e-card...it was free."

My sister makes over $120,000 a year and could not afford a real card for me. I suppose she couldn't afford the 39 cent stamp to send it over either. This is a woman who buys her ice, and 20-ply toilet paper.

*sigh*